Game Of Thrones Cat

I love the HBO show Game Of Thrones. Every episode is an event for me. That's a very sad statement.

I also love cat videos. Every cat video is an event for me. Oh my God, that's an even sadder statement. 

So just imagine how excited I was when I first watched a video of a cat meowing the entire Game Of Thrones theme? And then imagine how excited I still was after I watched it for the 50th time. I really need to go outside more often. 

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North Korea Looks Like The Most Fun Place On Earth!

Judging by this video, North Korea looks awesome! I mean sure they starve their people to death and force them to live a nightmare existence, completely shut off from the rest of the world, but c'mon, nobody's perfect. I'm sick of people always knocking North Korea. If you don't have something nice to say, than just zip it. Everyone is such a critic. 

I mean sure they might have one of the worst standards of living in the world and sure they live in constant fear of upsetting an insane, paranoid, militaristic dictatorship that will kill them for even the most subtle perceived slight, but on the plus side ... they sure know how to party! 

Look how much fun! I wanna go!

Kim Jong Il Jokes

I'll always remember where I was when Kurt Kobain was murdered by Courtney Love, and where I was when Osama Bin Laden was murdered by Courtney Love. I know for sure that I'll always remember this morning when I learned the news about the Dear Leader, Kim Jong Il. I was taking the Browns to the superbowl and eating chicken when the rotary phone rang and my assistant told me the sad news.

Kim Jong, truly was Ill. 

Kim Jong Il starved his people so much they had to run around in the shower to get wet.

Kim Jong Il starved women so much that if they got a yeast infection, they'd be a quarter pounder with cheese.

Kim Jong Il starved political prisoners so much, he could blindfold them with dental floss.

Kim Jong Il kept his people so impoverished, I saw one kicking a can down the road. I asked them what they were doing and they said, "moving." 

Kim Jong Il kept North Korea so backwards their TV's had only two channels, "On," and "Off."

Kim John Il was so fat I had to take two busses, and a train just to get on his good side. 

Kim John Il was so fat the horse on his Polo shirt was a real horse.

Kim Jong Il was so ugly he went to a haunted house and came out with a job offer.

Kim Johg Il was so ugly he went to the zoo and the monkeys said, "how the hell did you escape?"

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