Nora Ephron Was Kinda Awesome

I'm kinda not happy about Nora Ephron dying. I liked all her sappy movies. I liked them a lot. I'm not afraid to admit it. They were really good. I would watch "When Harry Met Sally" over and over again when I was young. I'd pretend it was the story of me and my imaginary girlfriend. And then I used hand lotion. 

I also really love "You've Got Mail." Before Meg Ryan fugged up her face, she had it going on and that movie was great. 

If you haven't seen them, go watch her movies and have your period. I have and I did.

"I So Pale" News Girl Doesn't Know She's On Air

And to think, we gave them the right to drive and vote. That's ok, her recovery is flawless. Watch:

When Did This Become Hotter Than This?

True, but ...

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Makeup Prank On Women In A Mall

This is much funnier than when I "prank" women in the mall. Well, not really so much "in" the mall as outside, at night, in the parking lot just outside their car. Tomato, tomoto. 

Dr. Pepper For Men Only

Sorry ladies, you can't handle this diet pop. Why don't you go back to the kitchen and get a regular Diet Dr. Pepper. Make me a sandwich while you're there. 

According to the news, men tend to not want to drink diet pops, because you know, that's such a chick thing to do. Well, I'm a typical man. I like football, lifting weights, and dog fighting, yet I still enjoy the occasional diet pop. Mostly when I'm on my period. 

 Watch the commercial below:

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