Because people out there want me to have constant nightmares and all the worlds problems have been solved, someone finally had the courage (and fake mustache hair) to make this thing:
This made me think. But thinking made me sleepy. So I took a little nap. But then when I woke I up I remembred some of my favorite quotes by Confucious that he totally didn't say.
Confucious say: Itchy bottom when you sleep, smelly finger when you wake.
Confucious say: A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
Confucious say: Man who drop watch in toilet, going to have crappy time.
Confucious say: Man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.
Confucious say: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
He sure was wise. But also, started World War 2. Look at this creep: