Colon Vs. Cologne

We've all made grammar mistakes like this. Just remember:

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Pat Sajak's Twitter Account: R.I.P.

Wheel of Fortune host and Vanna White's husband, Pat Sajak was someone I once followed on Twitter. I followed mostly sports writers, but also a few comedians. I followed Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Gaffigan, and others. All the comedians were awful. Unfunny, boring, lame, they were just terrible. Not only did I stop following them, it made me lose interest in them as human beings living on this Earth. Their tweets were really that unfunny. But one man was funnier than all of them. His funniest tweets were usually late at night and, according to some of them, fueled by wine. Tweets like these:

Pate Sajak Tweet: Tweeting from stage during taping. Don’t tell anyone. People think I’m paying attention. Gotta go. Someone just bought a vowel.

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Charlie Sheen Wouldn't Have Tweeted This

After The University of To Catch A Predator fired Joe Paterno for his lack of action when hearing about child molestation allegations, comedy genius and old lady marrier, Ashton Kutcher tweeted this:

I don't understand why he would say that. What does Hawkeye have to do with the Penn State molestation scandal? 

Ok, maybe he did have something to do with it.

Ashton Kuther #noclass went later tweeted some little appologies and reminded people of his work as an advocate for the prevention of child sexual exploitation, and good movies. 

He later announced on his facebook that he was taking a break from Twitter:

That's right sexy.

No word yet from his Myspace or OKCupid account. Stay tuned.