Thu, December 8, 2011 My favorite part is at 39 seconds when a young man either is inspired like never before, or gets lockjaw.
I'm not sure I believe this is real. It's more likely he has birds in his mullet.
And now here is the worst joke I've ever made ....
Here is the guy's mom:
Thu, October 6, 2011
No, not them.
Her:
Meet Lily, she's made of felt and broken dreams.
Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get food so I don't die?
Catchy. According to the internet, Sesame Street has a brand new lovable character for you to cherish and buy expensive new merchandise with it's picture on it.
Her name is Lily, and she's filled with love, some dudes arm, and no food. The new character will be introduced in a special primetime episode dealing with issues of "food insecurity." It's a real problem. A lot of kids in this country don't have enough to eat, and with rising food prices, and a horrible economy, the problem is likely to get even worse.
If only there was another muppet who figured out a way to get large amounts of free food, hmmm. Oh wait, there is:
Tue, October 4, 2011
When I finally invent that time machine, and I go back in time like 4 years ago, me from 4 years ago is going to be so excited!
Meanwhile in 2011:
So, the show that everybody loved and nobody watched is coming back for about 10 episodes to air on Showtime or Netflix (which all of you hate now) and then they are going to keep pretending that they are making a movie.
