New Phone App Erases Photobombers

This horrible new app is an invasion on my right to place my thumb through the fly of my jeans while standing behind vacationing families. It's an outrage! 

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Now look at some of my favorite photobombs. They are pretty much all animals because animals are awesome. They don't judge me, they don't even mind my nudity. 

 

Now We Can See Through Walls!

First the French built a crappy hoverboard and now researchers have developed a radar that can see through solid concrete walls! 

No more of this for me!

Gregory Charvat and John Peabody, researchers and snappy dressers, have helped to develop radar technology that can actually see through solid concrete walls. It was initially developed with the idea that it could be used by the U.S. military, but like many things developed for the military, it's likely to find it's way to the general public at some point. Just like the Hummer, and rocket launchers. 

Researches have yet to develop a way to shave sideburns.

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Baby Doesn't Understand Why A Magazine Isn't An iPAD

I know what you are thinking, "what a stupid baby, somebody should pepper spray it." Well, I think that's terrible of you, it's just a baby. What is wrong with you? Why would your mind even go there?

I too am disappointed that magazines aren't iPads. I'm also disappointed that carrots aren't hot dogs, walking isn't sitting, and that Carson Daly is still on television. 

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Today Apple Computers confirmed that creator and former CEO, Steve Jobs passed away from long term illness. Jobs has had a major impact on the world and all of our lives. He was the mastermind behind what is arguably the most successful and powerful company in the world.  

Without Steve Jobs, there would be no i-pods, no i-phones, i-pads, no i-macs, no "i" anythings. But Steve Jobs was also the visionary who put up a lot of his own money into, and greatly supported a little upstart company called Pixar. So, without Jobs, there would also be no Toy Story, no Finding Nemo, no Up. A movie which made you cry like a little girl when you watched it for the first time on a plane. Thanks a lot Steve Jobs : /

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Mid 90's Best Buy Flyer

Since it now costs 5,000 dollars to fill your car with gas, and a can of pop is now 100 dollars, I forgot how much things like printers, and cordless phones used to be. No wonder I didn't have a printer or a cordless phone growing up. I just thought it was because my parents didn't love me. It turns out, that fact had nothing to do with it.

I wish I could take all my old answering machines, walkmans, and VCR's, then travel back in time and sell them. I could make enough money to finally buy a fax machine.  See the rest here.