Introducing The "I Safe Bag"

Those are awesome. I want one, but I don't want to have to buy it. Next time I see a kid with one, i'm going to mug them!

Woman Leaves 13 Million Dollars To Her Cat

A woman in Italy has left her 4 year old cat, Tommaso a 13 million dollar fortune. According to the news, the woman was very lonely and cared for the cat as if it was her child. If you are reading this Tommaso, I want you to know that I will be there for you, I will love you, and I will marry you.

I wouldn't pay more than 12 million for this cat.

Here are some other rich cats:

Tyrannosaurus Rex Was So Stupid!

If you are like me, you are in my chair. 

I like dinosaurs, always have, and I used to like the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Until I read a recent article about him and learned he was a stupid jerk with feathers. What do you call a Tyrannosaurus Rex in San Francisco? A dino sore ass. 

Tyrannosaurus Rex so stupid he went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Tyrannosaurus Rex so stupid, I told him we need to kill time, so he went in the living room and started stabbing the clock.

Tyrannosaurus Rex so stupid, after a robber stole his TV, he ran after him yelling, you forgot the remote!

Tyrannosaurus Rex so stupid he went to the Super Bowl and brought a big spoon.

Tyrannosaurus Rex so stupid he tripped over a cordless phone.

Tyrannosaurus Rex so stupid he got fired from the M&M factory because he threw away all the "W's." 

Look at this jerk the way he really was:

haha, what a jerk! Nice feathers, jerk! You can't even fly, you just look like a idiot!

Look at some of these other pics of the jerk Tyrannosaurus Rex being a pansy and a bad father probably:

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