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Entries in spiderman (2)

Monday
Jul022012

The Amazing Spider-Man Review! (From Someone Who Has Not Seen It)

(Disclaimer, besides having not seen the movie, I also have done zero research. I didn't even bother to read IMDB.com for basic information.)

About a decade or something after that mongoloid Toby Maguire upside-down made out with snaggle-tooth, we finally have a brand new version of Spider-Man. Spider-Man is of course the story of a young man who is bitten by a radioactive spider, a spider that gives him super powers. I've been bitten by like thousands of spiders and the only super power I seem to have is a shy bladder.  

The new Spider-Man is played by Andrew Garfield who was in that facebook movie. The love interest in the movie is that girl whose name I always forget, but she was in that movie with that fat kid who isn't so fat anymore. Btw, in real life that girl and Garfield are a couple. That's a fact maybe, whatever.

The villain of the movie is a lizard. 

 

I did not care for this film. Spider-Man to me will always be that mongoloid Toby Maguire. I like him. Garfield is a foreigner, therefore I do not trust him. Also the movie was too long probably and the dialogue was poorly written maybe. 

I did really enjoy the effects and the massive amount of full frontal nudity.  

The Avengers and The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel are still my favorite super hero movies of the summer. 

I give The Amazing Spider-Man, which I have not seen ... 29 out of 43 stars. 

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Wednesday
Jan182012

Best Of Spiderman Cartoon Pics