I'm not big on vegetables. I don't understand why they even exist. If God meant for us to eat vegetables then he would have made them out of meat. You don't eat trees do you? And they are just big vegetables made of wood. Don't argue, my logic is flawless.
Another reason I don't eat vegetables is because they are nasty. Like "nasty" in a very inappropriate way. Vegetables are degenerates.
Here are some examples of vegetables gone wild: