Ginger Seal Shunned By Other Jerk Seals

It's not easy being red. This article: yes, this one, tells the tale of the saddest seal since Heidi Klum's husband got those face scars. 

This seal was born different from the others, and because it turns out that seals are jerks, they ignore him.

He's an outcast, just like Annie, Carrot Top, and Eric Stoltz. He's also nearly blind. Unable to fend for himself, this little ginger was taken in by a group called the "Dolphinarium," which I think is also known as "StarKist." 

I just hope this little fella finds a good home. I also hope that all the seals who shunned him will be violently clubbed and made into awesome hats. (I have no idea what they use seal skins for, so I assume hats.)