Wed, May 2, 2012
Here is a video of an experiment with two monkeys. Watch what happens when the one monkey realizes he's getting a lousy snack while his buddy is getting succulent grapes to eat. Adorable jealousy!
funny, monkeys, science in funny video Wed, March 14, 2012 It's the 3rd month of the year, and the 14th day of the month. Which means, my car insurance is late. It also means that it's 3.14, which in math is Pi, which in life does me no good paying my car insurance. A lot of people are making jokes about "pie." I'm not going to do that. That's silly, I'm an adult. Here is a joke about a hamburger: How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently.
Now look at this kid:
Tue, February 21, 2012 Look at these adorable little jerks. A dog and three non dogs just hanging out, being all dry and stuff.
Ever hear of a little molecule that contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms? Maybe you should have studied harder in school you delinquents! Look at them now:
Wed, February 15, 2012 It's ... it's ... adorable! I want like a thousand of these. I want to train them to crawl under my shoes and walk real fast so it looks like i'm sliding using magic. This is my only life goal.
According to the liberal media these little lizards have just been discovered on the island of Madagascar. A place I don't believe is real because I had a public education.
They are so tiny you probably just inhaled like million of them and didn't even know it. They look like less scaly Snookis.
Hey scientist, ever hear of a french manicure. Jeez.
Look at this little fella! He's adorable. ...
Wed, October 19, 2011 
For years they promised us this day would come. They promised we would be able to skateboard without skates. They promised us hoverboards. And finally, about 20 years too late, we finally have them!
What they never said was that French people would be involved and they would be horrible : /
