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Nora Ephron Was Kinda Awesome

I'm kinda not happy about Nora Ephron dying. I liked all her sappy movies. I liked them a lot. I'm not afraid to admit it. They were really good. I would watch "When Harry Met Sally" over and over again when I was young. I'd pretend it was the story of me and my imaginary girlfriend. And then I used hand lotion. 

I also really love "You've Got Mail." Before Meg Ryan fugged up her face, she had it going on and that movie was great. 

If you haven't seen them, go watch her movies and have your period. I have and I did.

Two Little Kids Battling Cancer Realize They Are Soulmates

I believe in true love, and soulmates. I also believe in cancer. Cancer sucks. Love sometimes sucks. Two little kids with cancer, well that sucks more than almost anything. Two little kids who realize that they are soulmates ... that does not suck. 

I Hope You Hippies Are Happy

Because you are murders! Good luck with that wind thing. I got some wind for you. I'm pretty sure your horrible hybrid car doesn't run on rainbows and wishes. It runs on electricity, which is probably produced by coal. Murdering hippie vapid jerks. Just use nuclear power and stop being such little girls about it. 

Jimmy Kimmel's Teary Tribute To Uncle Frank

Since Leno is a jerk, Letterman is always being attacked by terrorist, and I can't find the channel that Conan is on, I watch Jimmy Kimmel's late night show. It's consistently funny, and a big part of that was his goofy Uncle Frank. Uncle Frank died last week and here is Kimmel's tribute: 

This Is Why I keep Bringing Home Used Mattresses