A History Of Overweight Rappers Dying Young

With the news today, that rapper Heavy D (age 44) has passed away, it's time to look at this new threat to American security. There is an epidemic of large rappers dying at young ages. It's clearly a conspiracy. I blame Wall Street. 

Lets look at the evidence:

Biggie Smalls: Died after being shot by P-Diddy or something, I don't know. 

Here he is making sure he has enough money for a tripple whopper. Looks like he has enough.

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