Wheel of Fortune host and Vanna White's husband, Pat Sajak was someone I once followed on Twitter. I followed mostly sports writers, but also a few comedians. I followed Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Gaffigan, and others. All the comedians were awful. Unfunny, boring, lame, they were just terrible. Not only did I stop following them, it made me lose interest in them as human beings living on this Earth. Their tweets were really that unfunny. But one man was funnier than all of them. His funniest tweets were usually late at night and, according to some of them, fueled by wine. Tweets like these:
Pate Sajak Tweet: Tweeting from stage during taping. Don’t tell anyone. People think I’m paying attention. Gotta go. Someone just bought a vowel.