Homemade Root Beer And Peanut Butter Pop Tart Recipe

This video, of an old mountain man sharing his Homemade Pop Tart recipe, is a little bit long. But so is his beard and toe nails, so it makes sense. I know the guy doesn't sound like a culinary genius, but his homemade squirrel and pig skin Hot Pocket recipe was delicious.  

The Most Heart Warming Returning Cat After Tornado Video You'll See All Hour

"I have everything in the world now." 

I love that so much. I really do. It almost breaks my heart to remind her of what she doesn't have. 

- a home
- driveable car
- husband
- youth

But yeah, the cat's nice too. 

Click to read more ...

Papi's Living Video Will

His loss can not be measured. But what can be measured is what he left behind for all to enjoy:

He'll be missed. 

3.5 Million People Are Still Using AOL Dialup!

According to the internet, America Online still has 3.5 million people using their dialup service. I assume these are all old people. Because the elderly are dumb and should never be respected.

Unless you're Helen Keller who would put up with this?: 

I made a Helen Keller reference. I'm old : /

Anyhoo, here are pictures of old people on the internet with my funny disrespectful captions underneath. 

So that's what bukkake is. 

Click to read more ...

Freestyle Canoeing!

Freeystyle Canoeing: Is it art? Is it sport? Is it spart? Whatever you want to call it, it's still better than soccer. 

And ladies if you like Marc Ornstein in a canoe, just imagine him in the bedroom. It's very similar. He starts slow, uses a paddle, you'll get a little wet, and some guy is going to videotape it. 

Pretty good, but still not my favorite canoe video. 

Click to read more ...

Craigslist Old Man: An Adorable Creeper

Aw, this is adorable. Except for the part about her likely being dead, and he likely being serious about beating her. 

Old People On Webcam

Normally I pay $12.99 a session to see something titled that.

But this one is free and it's funny. Grandpa has lost his marbles, and is kinda losing it. Actually the old man in this video is a lot like me. Mostly the grabbing an elderly woman's boobs part. Gross. Watch old people and laugh:

Don't worry about karma. You wont remember laughing at them when you're old and your grandkids are posting holograms of you crappin' yourself.