Are You Excited To See Madonna?

My favorite part of her Super Bowl performance was when she broke her hip. I also liked how she did that slow motion thing. You know where all the dancers were going at normal speed and she was going way slower, almost like she was too arthritic to move without orthopedic equipment. That was hot. 

Conan sent a guy to the Super Bowl and here is the funny bit: 

Got (I Hope That's) Milk?

It's that time again, time for America's annual unofficial sports holiday. The straight man's Oscars, the Super Bowl. With a classic matchup, a 5 hour pregame, and a 17 hour halftime show by 75 year old filmmaker, Madonna, this promises to be an amazing day in sports and entertainment. 

One of the things that people lose control of their bowels over, are all the expensive brand new commercials. Every year people rate the tv ads. Well this year one of the print ads is getting a lot of attention. 

This kind of makes me not want to drink milk. However, I just saw Justin Bieber, Andy Dick, and Chris Brown stocking up on 2 percent.

Oh come on. See what that ad is really saying after the jump:

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