Great Moments In Nerd Wars: The Victory Of The Bucket

There have been many great victories by mankind throughout recorded history. The battle of Zulu, the batlle of Cannae, the battle of Normandy, the United States victory over the moon.

But The most dangerous conflicts in today's world are among nerds. Their weapon: magic trick pranks. This is footage of one such battle. A battle with a surprising outcome. The victory of the bucket:

Sadly, there is more after this video. Thousands died. 

Game Of Thrones Simpson's Intro

If you're like me, you're drenched in baby oil and watching Judge Judy while typing this sentence. You also are a huge fan of the awesome show, Game Of Thrones. Well the nerds who write The Simpsons must also love the award winning HBO series as evidenced by the recent show opening:

Map Of Fantasy Places Is B.S.

First of all, no. Where is Winterfell? Where is any of the Westeros?! 

Terabitha? Tarabitha my ass. This is a completely Game of Thronesless map. This map is useless to me! I don't even think it's real. 

... And this was officially the nerdiest thing I have ever written in my life. I'm sad now, i'm going to go lie down and watch Doctor Who. Oh crap, I did it again!

Blu Ray Star Wars Doesn't Look That Bad

Dwarves Arrested For Traffic Violation

The article has some typos. It says that this took place in "western Kentucky." They clearly meant to say "Middle Earth." Also, the arcticle claims that these dwarves are from the Old Order Swartzentruber Amish sect, but they really look much more like Broadbeam Dwafs originally from The Blue Mountains. Read the story here.

Ye olde mugshot.