Travel Posters Selling You On Things You Do Every Day

Thank you to collegehumor.com  which I assume is a site about "com's." These posters are neat. They are funny because they are true. Just like sexists jokes. 

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Game Of Thrones Simpson's Intro

If you're like me, you're drenched in baby oil and watching Judge Judy while typing this sentence. You also are a huge fan of the awesome show, Game Of Thrones. Well the nerds who write The Simpsons must also love the award winning HBO series as evidenced by the recent show opening:

God Answers Dog's Prayers And Drops Balls From The Sky

I wish my dog would begin to pray. She would pray for socks and meatballs. The same thing I pray for every night. 

This Foreign Cat Knows What It Wants And Where It Wants It

I immediately feel uncomfortable with my own headline. I think I need to take some time to myself and sort out my feelings towards cats. Meanwhile, I'm going to watch this video a few hundred times.

Maybe I'll teach my cat how to do this. Well, not really. Between his eating, sleeping, burying his poop, and creepily staring at me for no reason, and secretly judging me, he has enough on his plate. 

Look At This Tiny Lizard That Is Going To Crawl Into Your Ear And Pee In Your Brain

It's ... it's ... adorable! I want like a thousand of these. I want to train them to crawl under my shoes and walk real fast so it looks like i'm sliding using magic. This is my only life goal. 

According to the liberal media these little lizards have just been discovered on the island of Madagascar. A place I don't believe is real because I had a public education.

They are so tiny you probably just inhaled like million of them and didn't even know it. They look like less scaly Snookis. 

Hey scientist, ever hear of a french manicure. Jeez.

Look at this little fella! He's adorable. ...

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The Coolest Advertising You'll See All Hour

This post is brought to you by me. I'd like to thank me for sponsoring myself, despite the recent sexist comments I publicly made about myself. 

He-Man's Sexy And He Knows It

I never really got LMFAO's song "Sexy And I know It," until now. Good job on this one Internet. Next I'd like to see someone make Adele's "Someone Like You," with Thundercats.