Russian Power Station Explosion Caught On Dashcam

This is video of a catastrophic explosion at a Russian power plant. Apparently all the vodka exploded. What makes this video stand out over all of the other catastrophic Russian power plant explosions caught on tape is that the driver of the car running the dashcam at the time, was listening to "Imagine," by John Lennon.

The internet is going crazy over this one. Because as we all know, "Imagine" is about catastrophic Russian power plant explosions. 

The Best Foreign Dad And His Adorable Kids Cover Of Depeche Mode's "Everything Counts" You'll See All Hour

Someday when I have kids I'm going to make videos with them just like this. But I have no musical talent and dislike the company of children. So I guess what I really mean is that I plan to video my feral children running around in the backyard fighting over food scraps with with neighborhood dogs. 

But until that video is on youtube, check this out:

The Future Of Metal

If you are like me, you like metal. It's a great alloy. It's a wonderful conductor of electricity and is malleable. If you are like the weird stoner I always see walking down my street, with a Mudvayne t-shirt and stone-washed jeans, then you like heavy metal music. 

"let's open up this pit"

To me heavy metal music kind of died when Counting Crows broke up. But it looks like the music genre has a bright future. Meet Juliet, an 8 year old who loves her dog and fish. 

The Best Video Of Cats Vomiting To Techno Music You'll Watch All Hour

My favorite part was the cats vomiting to techno music.  

Is it Myth Or Is It "Ree Al Li Tee?"

This may be the worst music video ever made, but at least it's historically accurate. 

Smashing Pumpkins In Slow Mo

This is kinda what my front porch looks like every Halloween after I hand out toothpaste and pamphlets on childhood obesity to all the kids. I just really care about kid's health and enjoy the look of disappointment. Those are like, my two favorite things.

Here is some more Smashing Pumpkins:

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Oh Grandma, You So Silly!

According to the internet, Aerosmith lead singer, Steven Tyler, best known as that hot elf chick's dad, fell in the shower after a bout with "food poisoning." And by "food poisoning" they really mean "massive amounts of malt liquor, and by "malt liquor" they really mean heroin. But whatever, I like Steven Tyler, I like his scarves. 

As a result of his fall, he lost two teeth, and messed up his forehead a bit. 

I feel bad for Steven Tyler. I know what's it's like to be an aging rock legend and have a shower injury. Well, I know what it's like to fall in the shower anyway. Well, ok, to be honest, I've never showered, but I have fallen and wet myself. Same thing. So I know exactly what Steven Tyler has been through. 

This isn't the first time Steven Tyler has fallen in recent years. A couple years ago he fell of the stage in Toronto. You can watch it here. No, here.

Sure it's sad to see an aging rock star who once sang "Dude Looks Like A Lady" increasingly look like a lady. Sure it's sad to see an aging rock star sitting next to Hennifer Lopez and some fat guy who just says "dog" all the time, and tell 17 years olds they did a good job singing horrible Mariah Carey songs. 

Sure it's sad to see an aging rock star from a groundbreaking mega band doing a solo album that sounds like it belongs on the soundtrack to Titanic 2. 

But lets remember what this man once was. He was an insane, crazy, screaming, scarf-wearing, badass who welcomed the world of Hip-Hop in a way no other rock stars would. 

He's a weirdo. But he's good people. 

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