Wed, November 23, 2011
After a long absence, the Muppets are back, and this time they are dark. They've grown up with their audience, and just like the generation that grew up with them, they realize that life is a horrible and pointless endeavor filled with nothing but disappointment and hardship. Waka waka waka.
Thu, October 6, 2011
No, not them.
Her:
Meet Lily, she's made of felt and broken dreams.
Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get food so I don't die?
Catchy. According to the internet, Sesame Street has a brand new lovable character for you to cherish and buy expensive new merchandise with it's picture on it.
Her name is Lily, and she's filled with love, some dudes arm, and no food. The new character will be introduced in a special primetime episode dealing with issues of "food insecurity." It's a real problem. A lot of kids in this country don't have enough to eat, and with rising food prices, and a horrible economy, the problem is likely to get even worse.
If only there was another muppet who figured out a way to get large amounts of free food, hmmm. Oh wait, there is:
Sun, October 2, 2011 
In the year of our Lord 1990, Jim Henson, the famous puppeteer and voice of Kermit The Frog, passed away. He died before his time from sudden illness. This was a very sad day. No more Jim Henson, and no more Kermit The Frog. But wait, Kermit The Frog still lives! He's still on tv and in movies, he still has a voice.
How is this possible? It's not. Except for the very small possibility that someone else is doing the voice. It sounds crazy, but it's possible.
Since googling this and quickly finding out the answer seems complicated and like something a lazy hack writer would do, I've instead compiled a list of two suspects.
Eugene Robinson, and Beth Karas.
Eugene Robinson is the overrated, boring, predictable, shallow columnist for the Washington Post. That rag. He also won a Pulitzer prize, likely for puppeteering. Listen to Kermit suspect number 1:
