Why I Hate The New McDonald's Commercial

Normally when a commercial comes on tv, I quickly change the channel. I don't need to be bombarded with ads telling me what to buy and what to do! I just want to watch my program and enjoy a delicious Arby's beef 'n cheddar sandwich. But the other day when the commercials began, I couldn't find my well made Samsung remote control and was forced to watch one of the most annoying commercials ever. Even drinking an ice cold Pepsi didn't help with my aggravation. 

The commercial is for McDonald's oatmeal. Watch this b.s.:

First of all, mind your own freakin business old lady! If this happened in real life there would be punches thrown. 

Second of all, why are you sitting so close! I've never been in a fast food restaurant that was so full of people that strangers had to sit that close to each other. Lies!

Third of all, is it really that shocking that people put things in oatmeal? It's only been happening for like 15 years you old idiot. Learn about oatmeal and stop bothering young people! 

"What's all that la de da?" It's robots. No, it's fruit! You've seen fruit before, you ass!

America ... this commercial is everything wrong with all of us.  

Burger King is better.