Mary Worthless Part 2

This week in the exciting, action-packed life of Mary Worth we learn that thieves often buy gift cards with stolen credit cards because they are not easy to trace. So once again Mary Worth has given very good and useful advice to criminals. 

Mary Worthless Part 1

Welcome to a new segment on MN Institute, where each week I'll dissect the latest episode of America's Favorite comic: Mary Worth. 

In this episode we learn that someone stole Mary's wallet from her bag. She blames a couple that was sitting behind her at the restaurant. I just think this is an attempt to not pay for lunch and make poor Toby do it. This way Mary will have more money to buy sensible business-casual attire and pearl necklaces.

Oh Mary Worth, you sure are a lying hooker. 

Stay tuned for next week and see what Mary does about her "stolen" wallet.