Picture Of The Day

"I So Pale" News Girl Doesn't Know She's On Air

And to think, we gave them the right to drive and vote. That's ok, her recovery is flawless. Watch:

There Are Times When Only A Big-Ass Tow Truck Will Do

He goes from caring about his job, to not giving a damn at 23 seconds:

Not bad. But he's got nothing on this guy:

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Puppet Trial For Jimmy Dimora

I was born in and grew up in Cleveland, Ohio. So it doesn't surprise me that local Cleveland station 19 WOIO decided to report the testimony of allegedly corrupt (he's totally guilty) former Cuyahoga county commissioner Jimmy Dimora, using only puppets.

They really were left with few other choices after the judge decided not to let cameras in the courtroom. So here is part one of the trial, in puppet form:

Joyce Evans Has A Very Professional News Reporter Voice

This isn't really very surprising. Many times after his Nightly News sign off, Tom Brokaw was quoted as saying, "shiiiiit, gotta get my purple drank on in this bitch." 

Cleveland Family Aint Afraid Of No Sex Ghosts

A family from a Cleveland suburb has a problem. They see dead people. Dead people doin' it. 

"It look like, like ghosts having sex in my living room," according to Euclid resident, Dianne Carlisle. "They are having sex, you can see the lady’s high heeled shoes!"

Dianne claims her 4 year old granddaughter even took pictures of the dirty living-dead deed. Somebody needs to call the Ghostbusters and child services. 

"I never seen anything like this, I mean, ghosts still have feelings? They having sex then he he he."