Some friends of mine from a comedy team called "We're Still Friends," put this together. They've been heavily featured on "FunnyOrDie.com" and "To Catch A Predator." It's a talented group, and they made a video about hot dogs. Since you probably love hot dogs more than your own children, I think this is right up your alley. They describe it as a "musical ode to that most Los Angeles figure of the L.A. nightlife: the Hot Dog Lady." "She feeds them when they're famished, and helps hold off that hangover."
Check it out and pass it along to all of your horrible, horrible friends.