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Entries in jerks (5)


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Why I Hate The New McDonald's Commercial 


Normally when a commercial comes on tv, I quickly change the channel. I don't need to be bombarded with ads telling me what to buy and what to do! I just want to watch my program and enjoy a delicious Arby's beef 'n cheddar sandwich. But the other day when the commercials began, I couldn't find my well made Samsung remote control and was forced to watch one of the most annoying commercials ever. Even drinking an ice cold Pepsi didn't help with my aggravation. 

The commercial is for McDonald's oatmeal. Watch this b.s.:

First of all, mind your own freakin business old lady! If this happened in real life there would be punches thrown. 

Second of all, why are you sitting so close! I've never been in a fast food restaurant that was so full of people that strangers had to sit that close to each other. Lies!

Third of all, is it really that shocking that people put things in oatmeal? It's only been happening for like 15 years you old idiot. Learn about oatmeal and stop bothering young people! 

"What's all that la de da?" It's robots. No, it's fruit! You've seen fruit before, you ass!

America ... this commercial is everything wrong with all of us.  

Burger King is better.  


Tennis Derps

I like tennis but I hate tennis players. They tend to be the biggest jerks on the entire Earth. They are just horrible. They demand complete silence from the crowds for their serve and then they make horrible noises that sound like me after I eat Denny's. 

Look at some of these jerks derping: 


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Why We Should Be Allowed To Hunt Pandas


As none of you know, for many years I have been a big advocate for the legalization of panda hunting. Much like dolphins, pandas are dangerous predators that hide behind a fake smile or cute furry black and white lie. I'm not buying it and unfortunately I can not buy and kill a panda. Someday these laws will change, someday. 

In the meantime the best I can do is to share with the world the truth about dolphins and pandas. Here is a video of a panda doing what a panda does best, being an asshole.  


Jerk Baby Refuses To Answer Cat Questions


I would ground her for a month. Answer a simple question jerk!