Bearded Man Catches Intruder Stealing His Food On Video

Moments later, a rat king holding a burrito fell out of his beard. 

I Hope You Hippies Are Happy

Because you are murders! Good luck with that wind thing. I got some wind for you. I'm pretty sure your horrible hybrid car doesn't run on rainbows and wishes. It runs on electricity, which is probably produced by coal. Murdering hippie vapid jerks. Just use nuclear power and stop being such little girls about it. 

Colbert Interviews Two Crazy People

Stephen Colbert, best known for spelling his first name wrong, is generally sympathetic to the hippies who make up the "Occupy Wall Street" protests. But even he seemed taken aback by a couple of them. Including a hipster-hippy (a hipsty) girl named "ketchup." Maybe she spells it "catsup."