Heidi Klum And Seal Kinda Let Themselves Go

Heidi Klum and her husband Seal, seen here, have an annual Halloween tradition. Every year they dress up in costumes. It's clever, I could see it really catching on. Well this past Halloween, Heidi and her husband really outdid themselves. And by that, I mean they are crazy people. According to the news the couple also renewed their vows.  

 Heidi Klum and Seal seen here dressed as Sammi and Ronnie from Jersey Shore.

I understand the elaborate, realistic costume. But why the exposed nipples? It's just kind of gross seeing a model so exposed. It's like looking at old old pictures of Madonna. It was very difficult to touch myself to these: 

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Your Mother Sucks Knitted Socks In Hell

Adorable. This cute little knitted scene from The Exorcist has sold, but you can find other creepy creations here. 

I like the idea of doing a knitted version of The Exorcist. It's both warm, cuddleable and disgusting at the same time. Kinda like me. I think it's neat. 

Here are some other horrifying ideas for knitters out there:

The kissy inappropriate beach romp between Stephanie Seymour and her 17 year old son:

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Smashing Pumpkins In Slow Mo

This is kinda what my front porch looks like every Halloween after I hand out toothpaste and pamphlets on childhood obesity to all the kids. I just really care about kid's health and enjoy the look of disappointment. Those are like, my two favorite things.

Here is some more Smashing Pumpkins:

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Ohio University Students Not Okay With Your Hilarious Costume

A group of students from Ohio University, have formed a group called Students Teaching About Racism in Society, or STARS for short. The group has finally solved all of the worlds problems, so they've found the time to launched a campaign against what they believe are racists depictions in store-bought Halloween costumes. 

Their campaign consisted of minorities holding up pictures of costumes they believe are racists. Like these:

I think these costumes are horrible. Just very poor taste. Here I am in my costume for this year:

I like to keep it classy.

Well after this ridiculous hyper p.c. campaign by delicate snowflakes who hate fun became known, the internet started to make fun. Here are some examples:

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Worst Neighbor Ever

Here's a video of a guy who does a crazy music and light show with his house for Halloween. He does it every year. This year he chose that ol' Halloween classic song "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO. I do something similar every Fall in my neighborhood. I poop at the end of my driveway throughout the day. It's less gross and annoying than this:

Next year's video will probably look more like this:

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