Entries in halloween (9)
Heidi Klum And Seal Kinda Let Themselves Go
Wed, November 2, 2011 Heidi Klum and her husband Seal, seen here, have an annual Halloween tradition. Every year they dress up in costumes. It's clever, I could see it really catching on. Well this past Halloween, Heidi and her husband really outdid themselves. And by that, I mean they are crazy people. According to the news the couple also renewed their vows.
Heidi Klum and Seal seen here dressed as Sammi and Ronnie from Jersey Shore.
I understand the elaborate, realistic costume. But why the exposed nipples? It's just kind of gross seeing a model so exposed. It's like looking at old old pictures of Madonna. It was very difficult to touch myself to these:
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Mon, October 31, 2011
Adorable. This cute little knitted scene from The Exorcist has sold, but you can find other creepy creations here.
I like the idea of doing a knitted version of The Exorcist. It's both warm, cuddleable and disgusting at the same time. Kinda like me. I think it's neat.
Here are some other horrifying ideas for knitters out there:
The kissy inappropriate beach romp between Stephanie Seymour and her 17 year old son:
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Smashing Pumpkins In Slow Mo
Mon, October 31, 2011 This is kinda what my front porch looks like every Halloween after I hand out toothpaste and pamphlets on childhood obesity to all the kids. I just really care about kid's health and enjoy the look of disappointment. Those are like, my two favorite things.
Here is some more Smashing Pumpkins:
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Wed, October 26, 2011 A group of students from Ohio University, have formed a group called Students Teaching About Racism in Society, or STARS for short. The group has finally solved all of the worlds problems, so they've found the time to launched a campaign against what they believe are racists depictions in store-bought Halloween costumes.
Their campaign consisted of minorities holding up pictures of costumes they believe are racists. Like these:
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I think these costumes are horrible. Just very poor taste. Here I am in my costume for this year:
I like to keep it classy.
Well after this ridiculous hyper p.c. campaign by delicate snowflakes who hate fun became known, the internet started to make fun. Here are some examples:
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Mon, October 24, 2011 Here's a video of a guy who does a crazy music and light show with his house for Halloween. He does it every year. This year he chose that ol' Halloween classic song "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO. I do something similar every Fall in my neighborhood. I poop at the end of my driveway throughout the day. It's less gross and annoying than this:
Next year's video will probably look more like this: