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Entries in government (5)


First Look At The New 50 Cent Stamps

The people who tell me things on the tv said that they U.S. Postal service is losing so much money that they will soon stop Saturday mail delivery and begin selling 50 cent stamps. A lot of people have gotten mad about this. I don't know what the big deal is. 


Completely real stamps made by Sarah Cheeks. 


Puppet Trial For Jimmy Dimora

I was born in and grew up in Cleveland, Ohio. So it doesn't surprise me that local Cleveland station 19 WOIO decided to report the testimony of allegedly corrupt (he's totally guilty) former Cuyahoga county commissioner Jimmy Dimora, using only puppets.

They really were left with few other choices after the judge decided not to let cameras in the courtroom. So here is part one of the trial, in puppet form:


What My Posts Might Look Like If SOPA Became Law

You might have noticed today that Wikipedia and Google as well as many other websites are protesting the possible passage of the SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) law that is currently before congress. 

Imagine if the hilarious things I said and the adorable way I break copyright laws was suddenly censored by media companies under the edict of the federal government. That's a world no one would want to live in. 

Life with SOPA law:



Government Redacted Post

I've recently uncovered a major news story. Through some sources I have in government I've uncovered a major plot involving myself, and some very horrible things.  

This is very serious, and I can not reveal my sources. Because of the sensitive nature of this very shocking information, I've been advised by lawyers to submit the post to the government before publishing. As is frequently the result, some of the details in the post have had to be blacked out. But I feel it's too important of a story not to publish anyway. 

I was just as surprised as you are. But it really does all make sense. 



Your Tax Dollars At Work!

"I'm eating good, potato chips."