First Look At The New 50 Cent Stamps

The people who tell me things on the tv said that they U.S. Postal service is losing so much money that they will soon stop Saturday mail delivery and begin selling 50 cent stamps. A lot of people have gotten mad about this. I don't know what the big deal is. 

Completely real stamps made by Sarah Cheeks. 

New Phone App Erases Photobombers

This horrible new app is an invasion on my right to place my thumb through the fly of my jeans while standing behind vacationing families. It's an outrage! 

Watch this outrage:

Now look at some of my favorite photobombs. They are pretty much all animals because animals are awesome. They don't judge me, they don't even mind my nudity. 

 

Lord Of The Rings Hipster Pictures

If you are like me, you are typing this sentence. You also probably love you some Lord of the Rings. The movies, the books have almost no pictures. But what if the characters from Middle Earth instead lived in Brooklyn? It'd be a lot like this:

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Lies Everywhere!

I hate liars. That's not true. 

Every day we are faced with litterally thousands of lies. Not really. 

This sentence is a lie. Which is true. Which means it's not. Which ... wait ... now blood is coming out of my ears.  

Look at these lies!

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The Moment You Realize That Ducks Wear Dog Masks And The Reason Why

But here's why:

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Christmas Expectations vs Reality

Mark Zuckerberg's Private Facebook Pics Revealed By Facebook Glitch

According to the news, the multi-billionaire creator of Facebook had his private Facebook pics revealed by a security glitch on Facebook. Pictures like these:

This is obviously the beginning of some kind of sick kinky billionaire, seven-some.

Here he is with his long time girlfriend. This is shocking. Who knew he was like this?

 

He's quite the hunter.

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