Fast Food Reality

Do you like delicious succulent Big Macs and flame broiled tasty whoppers? Of course you do. But have you ever noticed that they never really look as good as the advertisements? It's almost as though the fast food companies are trying to make their product more appealing so people will buy it. That's just a crazy theory of mine. 

Here are some of the best examples of advertising vs. reality. To be honest, you could put this crap in a blender and i'd eat it like it was my job. 

Another New Reason To Bite Your Lips Off

Girl Scouts, those innocent little sash-wearing sugar-peddlers are expanding their business just as America is expanding their waist lines. (damn thin mints)  You can now purchase Girl Scout Cookie flavored lip balms. 

According to the internet, you can soon lick your soft moist lips and taste the flavors of Tagalongs, Do-si-dos, and Samoas (yuck, worst one.) 

I think this is great news. I often have chapped lips and usually have cookie crumbs all over my mouth anyway. So this new product will really fit my lifestyle. 

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Molotov Cocktail Thrown At Taco Bell Because Chalupa Didn't Have Enough Meat!

No really. Seriously, this happened. And ... I think it was justified. 

According to the reports from the internet, a man phoned in complaints that his delicious Chalupa was less delicious than normal. The reason? Too little "meat." 

This is what a Taco Bell, Chalupa looks like:

No, i'm just kidding. This is what a Taco Bell Chalupa looks like:

Still delicious.

But apparently one unhappy Taco Bell customer wasn't satisfied with the amount of horsemeat in his chalupa. (it's not really horse meat, horse meat is actually very healthy) So after making a phone complaint, he did the only thing a normal human being would do. He threw a Molotov cocktail into the drive-thru window. And we're frisking 4 year olds and old ladies at airports. 

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The Pizza Cone

Why did it take so long for our greatest inventors to combine these? 

Finally America, a way to get even fatter. Behold: THE PIZZA CONE

View more delicious pictures below:

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