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Fat Cats!

I often hear our president complain about all the "fat cats" in Washington. It seems like he should have more important things to worry about. Sure it's a problem, but how is it any of his business? 

I know it's wrong for a variety of reasons, but when I see a really fat cat, I chuckle and want to give it a treat. I feel the same way when I see a really fat Chinese kid. Adorable. 

Here are some of my favorite fat cats:

 

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A History Of Overweight Rappers Dying Young

With the news today, that rapper Heavy D (age 44) has passed away, it's time to look at this new threat to American security. There is an epidemic of large rappers dying at young ages. It's clearly a conspiracy. I blame Wall Street. 

Lets look at the evidence:

Biggie Smalls: Died after being shot by P-Diddy or something, I don't know. 

Here he is making sure he has enough money for a tripple whopper. Looks like he has enough.

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