Levi Ad Claims "Hotness Comes In All Shapes And Sizes"

Levi's jeans (the company that still stubbornly refuses to make jeans for my dog) has caused a controversy on the internet this week after people realized this ad: 

... is kind of crazy. Below the ad the copy reads: "At Levi's, we believe that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes." By the looks of the picture they mean anywhere from a size 1 to a size 4. You know, from normal girls to fatties. 

This doesn't really affect me, since I still wear Bugle Boy Jeans. After being asked for a comment, Levi's said "How do you even still find Bugle Boy Jeans?" They also commented on the ad, and said "By no means is the advertising representative of all women's body types across the globe." 

I agree. These are the ladies who should be in the ad. Beauty really does come in all shapes and sizes:

This Is What People In The 1930's Thought The Fashion Of Today Would Be Like

In the 1930's people were dumb because they didn't have tv. They enjoyed making predictions about the future. And of course they were usually wrong. They should have done better research online. Look at this little film about the fashion of the future. 

"ooo swish"

How ridiculous. Imagine women today wearing those silly outfits. 

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The Olsen Twins Are Vogue's Best Dressed Sisters. Gross.

According to fashion mag Vogue, the Olsen twins are the "best dressed" sisters. I didn't even know they were related.

The famous little fashion icons seen here:

Oops, sorry. Here they are:

Many people are likely surprised by this declaration by Vogue. Mostly because the Olsen twins dress like crazy people. They look like what happens when Madonna's botoxed body parts start falling off and grow into little people. 

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Muammar Gaddafi: Fashion Icon

According to news reports, dictator Muammar Gaddafi has died. He wasn't just an oppressive corrupt ruler and sponsor of international terrorism, he was also a fashion icon. When it came to putting together a couture fashion ensemble, Gaddafi really new how to make it work. 

Let's look at some of his most fashion forward pieces.

Here we see Gaddafi working it with the Spice Girls.

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The Best Cosmo Cover Spoofs

One of the following is actually real. Our world is doomed.

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Gasp Jeans Hates You

I buy all of my clothes in bulk from the grocery store, but I do understand that a lot of people out there enjoy being "fashion forward," and some of those people might have heard of "Gasp Jeans." For regular people the "Gasp" is probably the sound they make when they look at the price of their awful clothing. 

Their horrible jeans are so expensive, you can't afford shirts.

Recently, a woman named Keara O’Neil visited a Gasp store with some of her bridesmaids to look for dresses to wear for her dirty stripper whore party bachelorette party. But then they met Gasp sales assistant "Chris." "Chris" insisted they buy a certain dress. Keara explains:

"…I was unable to discuss the likes or dislikes of the dress with my bridesmaids as the sales assistant kept saying “you should just get it”, when I told him I would think about it, he pulled me aside and whispered “Is it the price you're worried about?” By now I was extremely frustrated, and again told him I’d think about it, I walked back into the change room and closed the door behind me, only to have it pushed open with the sales assistant half standing in my change room, again whispering “I think you should just get it”, when I gave him attitude and said rudely, “I already told you I would think about it”, he then replied, “With your figure I really think you should buy it."

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Justin Bieber Wears Women's Jeans

The breaking news on the internet today is that Justin Bieber wears women's jeans. In other news, ice is cold, the sky is blue, water is wet, and horse meat is delicious. Things we all know!

He probably just like's how they fit him. And Usher probably likes how they look on his bedroom floor.