"I So Pale" News Girl Doesn't Know She's On Air

And to think, we gave them the right to drive and vote. That's ok, her recovery is flawless. Watch:

Dogs Really Are Man's Best Friend ... Unless You Fall Off A Trampoline

... Then they will get it on with the back of your head. Cats don't do that. Cats patiently wait until you sleep and then take pictures of their harbls on your chin to post on cat websites, or catsites.

Funniest Arrest Ever

I'm in no way condoning a single thing about being a skinhead. I HATE hate-groups. I should start a group for that and people who like irony. All that being said, the following video of two rowdy skinheads being arrested is one of the funniest things you'll ever see. At least the funniest drunk skinhead video you'll see. At least the funniest drunk skinhead video you'll see this hour. Probably.

If you are going to be arrested, this is how you do it: (about 28 seconds in, it gets awesome)

 Well played, sir. Well played. 

Michel & Sven Do A Magic Trick

I've only been able to watch this 10,000 times today, because I had to fit in a bathroom break. 

Not only did they mess up the end of the trick, they can't even spell "Michael" and "Steven" correctly. Dumb Amish kids. 

Update on Fri, September 9, 2011 by Michael Noll

By the way, the blond kid was not harmed in this video (according to the original German source.) So you don't have to feel guilty for enjoying it. However, after his father came home, both boys were likely severely beaten. But that video is less funny.