Charlie Sheen Wouldn't Have Tweeted This

After The University of To Catch A Predator fired Joe Paterno for his lack of action when hearing about child molestation allegations, comedy genius and old lady marrier, Ashton Kutcher tweeted this:

I don't understand why he would say that. What does Hawkeye have to do with the Penn State molestation scandal? 

Ok, maybe he did have something to do with it.

Ashton Kuther #noclass went later tweeted some little appologies and reminded people of his work as an advocate for the prevention of child sexual exploitation, and good movies. 

He later announced on his facebook that he was taking a break from Twitter:

That's right sexy.

No word yet from his Myspace or OKCupid account. Stay tuned.