God Answers Dog's Prayers And Drops Balls From The Sky

I wish my dog would begin to pray. She would pray for socks and meatballs. The same thing I pray for every night. 

Just Some Dogs And Cats Playing Video Games, No Big Deal

If you are like me, you are typing this. I love video games. I got like 8 games for my Atari. The problem is I have no friends that enjoy video games and so nobody plays with me. I have to play with myself. I'm always playing with myself. 

But what if I could train my dog or cat to play? That'd be awesome. I already let them cook my meals, so it's the next logical step. Here are some dog and kitty gamers:

Watch This Dog Go Nuts Over The Toilet Flushing

He's just upset because he had planned to eat that poop. He's really upset though. Take a good look, he's that special kind of angry where you actually get a chubby. You know, like when you get cut off in traffic and so you follow the person home, hide in their garage overnight and plot. We've all been there. 

Dogs Really Are Man's Best Friend ... Unless You Fall Off A Trampoline

... Then they will get it on with the back of your head. Cats don't do that. Cats patiently wait until you sleep and then take pictures of their harbls on your chin to post on cat websites, or catsites.

Watch This Bird Feed This Dog Spaghetti

I have a dog, and sometimes I forget to feed it for a few weeks. So, I should really get a bird to solve my problem. But then what if I forget to feed the bird? Oh, I know, i'll get another dog trained to feed the bird. It's flawless logic. 

Smooth Move Exlax

Watch this excited little dog totally fail at running on a hardwood floor. My awesome dog Sandy would never do this. She would make that hardwood floor her bitch. 

Run much dog? What a jerk. 

It's actually kind of sad when he leaves the room because of embarrassment. Aw, now I feel bad, I want to pet him. 

The Saddest And Happiest Dog Under A Car At A Walmart Video You'll See All Hour

I hate/love these videos. I can't not watch them. Then I have to go wake up my dog and pet her until the fur starts falling out.

I get pretty emotional watching these videos. After this one, I nearly started having a period.