I have a dog, and sometimes I forget to feed it for a few weeks. So, I should really get a bird to solve my problem. But then what if I forget to feed the bird? Oh, I know, i'll get another dog trained to feed the bird. It's flawless logic.
Watch this excited little dog totally fail at running on a hardwood floor. My awesome dog Sandy would never do this. She would make that hardwood floor her bitch.
Run much dog? What a jerk.
It's actually kind of sad when he leaves the room because of embarrassment. Aw, now I feel bad, I want to pet him.
First the Japanese make Nintendo, then they make tentacle cartoons, and now this! Is there nothing the Japanese can't do? Now if only I could teach my wife this trick. Am I right fellas? ... Sigh, I don't have a wife : /
These 2 year old beagles have spent their entire life in cages while being used for research, and once the research ended, they were going to be killed. But they were rescued by a group called ARME, which is spelled wrong. Watch this video of the very first time they get to leave a cage and smell fresh air, and run and poop on fresh grass:
Look, I hate hippies as much as the next good red blooded American, but there are some things we just shouldn't do as a people. We need to treat animals a lot better than we do. Especially dogs. Even this animal i'm currently eating (chicken) probably had a life way more miserable than it should have. I can taste it's suffering and it tastes just ok. It would probably taste better if it was treated better in it's life, and I'd pay a little extra for that.
But dogs, cats, monkeys, and horses should be off limits. We have special relationships with them.