If you are like me, you are in my chair.
I like dinosaurs, always have, and I used to like the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Until I read a recent article about him and learned he was a stupid jerk with feathers. What do you call a Tyrannosaurus Rex in San Francisco? A dino sore ass.
Tyrannosaurus Rex so stupid he went to the dentist for a bluetooth.
Tyrannosaurus Rex so stupid, I told him we need to kill time, so he went in the living room and started stabbing the clock.
Tyrannosaurus Rex so stupid, after a robber stole his TV, he ran after him yelling, you forgot the remote!
Tyrannosaurus Rex so stupid he went to the Super Bowl and brought a big spoon.
Tyrannosaurus Rex so stupid he tripped over a cordless phone.
Tyrannosaurus Rex so stupid he got fired from the M&M factory because he threw away all the "W's."
Look at this jerk the way he really was:
haha, what a jerk! Nice feathers, jerk! You can't even fly, you just look like a idiot!
Look at some of these other pics of the jerk Tyrannosaurus Rex being a pansy and a bad father probably: