Equestrian Hip Hop

I, like most people, don't trust horses. I know they're up to something. But after seeing this video of a horse sport called "dressage," mashed up with Lil' Kim's song "Lighters Up," I'm starting to come around on horses. Maybe we should let them live and not feed them to our dogs. At least not this one, at least not today:

My other joke was: Watch Sarah Jessica Parker on Dancing With The Stars. 

Chaz Bono Doesn't Like Being Called An Ewok

Well, well, well. 

Look who finally got kicked off Dancing With The "Stars." Chaz Bono.

Sorry, sorry, my bad. Here Chaz is:

Well, Chaz had a good run. Got a lot of attention, made some money, probably went as far as someone in Chaz's physical unnatural shape could go. So, Chaz should be pretty proud of ... Chaz. Except Chaz is proving he's still a she because it's being a totaly little bitch about getting kicked off.  

Chaz told ABC, "I was called a basketball, a penguin, an Ewok, and I just didn't appreciate it."

Are you serious? You purposely had your breasts removed and had a bunch of hormones injected into you so you can grow a weird looking beard, you are very overweight, and with no claim to fame besides having famous parents, you went on a dancing competition show and you are upset because you were called an Ewok?  

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Kim Kardashian Is A Lying Cheating Kim Kardashian

I called Kim Kardashian a "Kim Kardashian" because I couldn't think of anything worse to call somebody. And since America needs more Kardashians to be famous, Kim is now heavily promoting her brother's run on Dancing With The Stars. Stars like Nancy Grace, and Cher's bearded lady daughter/son he/she person.

Kim learned a lot from her late attorney father, Robert Kardashian (guy who represented O.J.) she is not above the art of trickery. Here she is using trickery to get more votes for her brother by making 14 year old girls who follow her think they might be calling Justin Bieber.   

Oh Kim, you really are a national treasure. Sure you are only famous because of a sex tape and a fat ass, but you've been able to sustain that fame by having an annoying whiny voice and ... why are you still famous?! 

Is this wrong of her to do?

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Of All People! Nancy Grace Wardrobe Malfuntion

Updated on Tue, September 27, 2011 by Michael Noll

 

Why God? Why?! It couldn't be Elisabetta Canalis or even Kristin Cavallari???

Nooooo, it HAD to be NANCY GRACE!!!!!!!!

Eck. If you are the sorta person who wants to see this sorta thing, and since you are on the internet, there is about a 50/50 chance of that, you can see for yourself below. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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