You'll Stop Petting Me When I've Had Enough

Sometimes when I'm secretly filming up ladies dresses, I catch the cutest things. 

My cat does something similar when it wants to be pet. It sits on my neck and breathes Fancy Feast breath in my face. Stupid cat. When my dog wants to be pet, it just stays awesome. 

The Cutest Video Of A Blind Kitty You'll See All Hour

Oskar was born without working eyes, but he can hear the little bell in cat toys. And what's he going to do? Not swat at it in an adorable manner? C'mon. 

And you can tell Oskar is smart too. He'd never do what this seeing cat does:

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Jerk Baby Refuses To Answer Cat Questions

I would ground her for a month. Answer a simple question jerk! 

Baby Trashes Bar. Cutest Video About An Alcoholic Baby You'll See All Day

We've all been there. Most of my babies were conceived on nights like this. Lonely, sad, drunken, truck stop nights. Actually, this might even be one of mine. I can't keep track.