My Name Is A Terrible Password

According to the internet news, the name "Michael" is a horrible password to use. I'm personally offended by this. When I hack into the personal accounts of friends and loved ones, I rarely try my own name first.

But hacking is a real problem, and according to a company called SplashData, here is the list of the 25 worst passwords to use:

1. password
2. 123456
3. 12345678
4. qwerty
5. abc123
6. monkey
7. 1234567
8. letmein
9. trustno1
10. dragon

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3.5 Million People Are Still Using AOL Dialup!

According to the internet, America Online still has 3.5 million people using their dialup service. I assume these are all old people. Because the elderly are dumb and should never be respected.

Unless you're Helen Keller who would put up with this?: 

I made a Helen Keller reference. I'm old : /

Anyhoo, here are pictures of old people on the internet with my funny disrespectful captions underneath. 

So that's what bukkake is. 

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