Are You Excited To See Madonna?

My favorite part of her Super Bowl performance was when she broke her hip. I also liked how she did that slow motion thing. You know where all the dancers were going at normal speed and she was going way slower, almost like she was too arthritic to move without orthopedic equipment. That was hot. 

Conan sent a guy to the Super Bowl and here is the funny bit: 

Heidi Klum And Seal Call It Quits

Super Couple Heidi Klum (best known for project runway) and singer Seal (best known for facial scaring) have announced that they are splitting up after seven years of marital bliss. 

What kind of world do we live in, in which a super model and a pop singer can't have a successful marriage? Rumor has it that Seal left Heidi so he could spend more time clubbing. 

Let's look back to a happier time when the famous couple first fell in love:

What Does Snooki Look Like Without Makeup?

I think this is the picture with the makeup. Either that or she has radiation poisoning. 

Now lets see her without the makeup:

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Men's Health Names Jennifer Aniston 'Hottest Woman Of All Time.' No, seriously.

Where were you when the news broke? The news that Jennifer Aniston was voted "The Hottest Woman Of All Time," according to a poll conducted by the magazine, Men's Health. A magazine possibly about men's health. 

The website for the magazine explains: "Funny is sexy, and Jennifer Aniston is funny." 

The star of movies such as "Along Came Polly," and "Rumor Has It" is clearly a comic genius. But is she really the hottest woman of all time. 

This before and after photoshop magazine cover should shed some manipulated light on the subject:

Photoshop is being drunk for magazines.

I'm just surprised by this choice. There seems to be many other women in the history of "All Time," much more worth. Unbelievably hot women such as:

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Visual Guide To Tools

It's important to know the basics of home repair. It will save you a lot of money over time. But before you can learn the skills involved in home repair, you must know the basic tools that are out there. Here is a visual guide:

The Hammer

The hammer is a must for any tool box. From hanging a picture, to fixing that loose floor board, the hammer is a must.

The Screwdriver

A must to assemble most things that need some assembly. Screwdrivers come in phillips head, and flat heads.

Cordless Drill

A little more advanced than the first two tools. A quick and simple way to easily accomplish most repairs.

Carson Daly

No known use.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is A Film Scholar

People have begun to notice that besides being a great husband, great father, great role model, still in great shape, and of course a great actor, that Arnold Schwarzenegger is also a film genius. We know this because of his DVD commentaries for movies like Total Recall and Conan. 

Here is Arnold helping the viewer to understand Total Recall better by describing the things he is seeing on the screen:

Here he is with many questions about Conan The Barbarian:

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Pat Sajak's Twitter Account: R.I.P.

Wheel of Fortune host and Vanna White's husband, Pat Sajak was someone I once followed on Twitter. I followed mostly sports writers, but also a few comedians. I followed Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Gaffigan, and others. All the comedians were awful. Unfunny, boring, lame, they were just terrible. Not only did I stop following them, it made me lose interest in them as human beings living on this Earth. Their tweets were really that unfunny. But one man was funnier than all of them. His funniest tweets were usually late at night and, according to some of them, fueled by wine. Tweets like these:

Pate Sajak Tweet: Tweeting from stage during taping. Don’t tell anyone. People think I’m paying attention. Gotta go. Someone just bought a vowel.

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