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The Amazing Spider-Man Review! (From Someone Who Has Not Seen It)

(Disclaimer, besides having not seen the movie, I also have done zero research. I didn't even bother to read for basic information.)

About a decade or something after that mongoloid Toby Maguire upside-down made out with snaggle-tooth, we finally have a brand new version of Spider-Man. Spider-Man is of course the story of a young man who is bitten by a radioactive spider, a spider that gives him super powers. I've been bitten by like thousands of spiders and the only super power I seem to have is a shy bladder.  

The new Spider-Man is played by Andrew Garfield who was in that facebook movie. The love interest in the movie is that girl whose name I always forget, but she was in that movie with that fat kid who isn't so fat anymore. Btw, in real life that girl and Garfield are a couple. That's a fact maybe, whatever.

The villain of the movie is a lizard. 


I did not care for this film. Spider-Man to me will always be that mongoloid Toby Maguire. I like him. Garfield is a foreigner, therefore I do not trust him. Also the movie was too long probably and the dialogue was poorly written maybe. 

I did really enjoy the effects and the massive amount of full frontal nudity.  

The Avengers and The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel are still my favorite super hero movies of the summer. 

I give The Amazing Spider-Man, which I have not seen ... 29 out of 43 stars. 



Oscar Recap

Well, last night was Hollywood's biggest night, the Oscars. And boy was it exciting. It got off to a great start. 74 year old Morgan Freeman wowed the young viewers with talking. Then the hip Billy Crystal did an amazing opening song unlike anything he had every done before, when he hosted 50 times while you were all in elementary school.

Billy Crystal's still got it.

But the real highlight of the evening were all the pretaped pieces of famous actors talking about how much they love movies. Before I watched those, I honestly didn't even know if George Clooney or Tom Cruise enjoyed movies. I assumed they did not. 

I'm glad they included all of those, because it was much better than having the Muppets sing their Oscar winning song. It was much better to watch Jonah Hill talk about how movies are magical. Not nearly as magical as watching Jonah Hill talk about it though. 

It was nice to see Angelina Jolie present an award. Pictured here showing some leg:

Jolie has never looked better.

The real highlight of the night, was of course, all of the great young actors winning awards. From Meryl Streep (62) to Christopher Plummer (82), young Hollywood was on display in full force. 

One of my favorite things about going to the movies is

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Are You Excited To See Madonna? 

My favorite part of her Super Bowl performance was when she broke her hip. I also liked how she did that slow motion thing. You know where all the dancers were going at normal speed and she was going way slower, almost like she was too arthritic to move without orthopedic equipment. That was hot. 

Conan sent a guy to the Super Bowl and here is the funny bit: 



Heidi Klum And Seal Call It Quits

Super Couple Heidi Klum (best known for project runway) and singer Seal (best known for facial scaring) have announced that they are splitting up after seven years of marital bliss. 

What kind of world do we live in, in which a super model and a pop singer can't have a successful marriage? Rumor has it that Seal left Heidi so he could spend more time clubbing. 

Let's look back to a happier time when the famous couple first fell in love:



What Does Snooki Look Like Without Makeup?

I think this is the picture with the makeup. Either that or she has radiation poisoning. 

Now lets see her without the makeup:

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Men's Health Names Jennifer Aniston 'Hottest Woman Of All Time.' No, seriously.


Where were you when the news broke? The news that Jennifer Aniston was voted "The Hottest Woman Of All Time," according to a poll conducted by the magazine, Men's Health. A magazine possibly about men's health. 

The website for the magazine explains: "Funny is sexy, and Jennifer Aniston is funny." 

The star of movies such as "Along Came Polly," and "Rumor Has It" is clearly a comic genius. But is she really the hottest woman of all time. 

This before and after photoshop magazine cover should shed some manipulated light on the subject:

Photoshop is being drunk for magazines.

I'm just surprised by this choice. There seems to be many other women in the history of "All Time," much more worth. Unbelievably hot women such as:

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Visual Guide To Tools

It's important to know the basics of home repair. It will save you a lot of money over time. But before you can learn the skills involved in home repair, you must know the basic tools that are out there. Here is a visual guide:

The Hammer

The hammer is a must for any tool box. From hanging a picture, to fixing that loose floor board, the hammer is a must.


The Screwdriver

A must to assemble most things that need some assembly. Screwdrivers come in phillips head, and flat heads.


Cordless Drill

A little more advanced than the first two tools. A quick and simple way to easily accomplish most repairs.


Carson Daly

No known use.