Game Of Thrones Cat

I love the HBO show Game Of Thrones. Every episode is an event for me. That's a very sad statement.

I also love cat videos. Every cat video is an event for me. Oh my God, that's an even sadder statement. 

So just imagine how excited I was when I first watched a video of a cat meowing the entire Game Of Thrones theme? And then imagine how excited I still was after I watched it for the 50th time. I really need to go outside more often. 

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The 10 Funniest Animal Pictures You'll See All Hour

If you're like me, then you are typing this from the attic of an old lady's house that you broke into because you have to find a place to make the voices stop screaming about Satan. You also love funny animal pictures! 

Here are the 10 funniest animal pictures you'll see this entire hour! Probably! 

10. You think the dog is unhappy, wait till the kid smells his head later. 

9. Aw, and what's most amazing is that the dog's actual name is "Saddle." Seriously, I'm not making that up. (I made that up.)

8. Deep down, all cats believe you will eventually try to kill them. That's because deep down, they want to eventually kill you.

7. That monkey is going to totally untag himself later. 

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Epic Cat Punch Combo

I see the cat has finally unlocked the hurricane punch.  Vicious combo. Takes forever to master.

Stupid Cat, That's Not Your Bed!

If you're like me, you are writing this post from a federal prison. Also, you like funny pictures of cats. But kitties are ridiculous. They don't even know what is considered to be proper in a civil society. Ridiculous. 

Here are some examples of cats just sleeping anywhere they want with no regard for what is considered proper or the laws of physics. 

 That's not a bed dummy. You don't even look comfortable. 

Oh real nice stupid, real safe too.

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4 Famous Movie Scenes Now Improved With Cats

Titanic:

Not bad. Though I feel like the drawing should have been more realistic. If Kate Winslet can show her two why can't this kitty show it's six. 

Psycho:

Fun fact: in the original movie they used chocolate syrup for the blood seen going down the drain. Since the movie was in black and white the audience was never the wiser. Fun fact no 2: The human body has chocolate syrup inside of it for blood.

The Shining Cat:

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Fat Cats!

I often hear our president complain about all the "fat cats" in Washington. It seems like he should have more important things to worry about. Sure it's a problem, but how is it any of his business? 

I know it's wrong for a variety of reasons, but when I see a really fat cat, I chuckle and want to give it a treat. I feel the same way when I see a really fat Chinese kid. Adorable. 

Here are some of my favorite fat cats:

 

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The Best Version You'll Ever Hear Of "Somebody That I Used To Know"

I'm been trying to get my dog to do a version of of Madonna's new song, but it sounds too similar.

Not bad, but I really don't know why singers feel the need to be naked in their videos. It's like, sheesh put on some pants dog, nobody wants to see that.  

See the Subway version here.