Mon, September 26, 2011 According to this person, Smurfs in real life would pretty much look like blue little otter men.
I buy it. I once drank grain alcohol and saw like a hundred of those. I was kind of hoping the recent Smurf movie would be more like that and less like this:
Thu, September 22, 2011
Wait, what?
Yep, Mickey Mouse is dirty. And it turns out he's not the only one. When you were a kid, you had your favorite cartoon characters on your bed sheets and underwear. That's sick, because all of your favorite cartoon characters are perverts. Watch the video after the jump:
cartoons in funny video Tue, September 13, 2011
According to a study, (which I believe is a room in a home used as an office or library,) kids who watch Spongebob Squarepants have shorter attention spans than kids who watch, I don't know, The Newshour With Jim Lehrer.
You know what else gives kids short attention spans? EVERYTHING!
Kids are like cute little meth heads. Meth heads that smell bad and do disgusting things constantly. If you have a small child, count how many times a day the kid puts it's finger in it's nose, it's butt, and then it's mouth. Then count how many times he or she pays attention to anything at all that you say. Cartoons are not the problem. Kids are insane.
