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The Duggars Are Expecting Child Number 20

Reality tv stars, and an awesome dressers the Duggar family are expecting their 20 child the news said today. 

And here is a more recent picture of the family:

I don't really care if they have a million children. They are not in debt, they don't receive or ask for government handouts. And they clearly are not using up the worlds supply of conditioner. So if Mr. Duggar wants to turn Mrs. Duggar's vagina into a clown car, then good for them. 

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You Can't Trust A Baby

Watch this adorable dishonerable baby escape it's baby jail. I hate when babies do this. I have like 20 of these in my basement constantly trying to pull this crap on me. But what can I do? Sedatives aren't free you know. 

I'm staring to think that crib isn't very safe. The manufacturer should electrify it so the babies don't try to escape and hurt themselves. I really should be making baby products. 

Baby Doesn't Understand Why A Magazine Isn't An iPAD

I know what you are thinking, "what a stupid baby, somebody should pepper spray it." Well, I think that's terrible of you, it's just a baby. What is wrong with you? Why would your mind even go there?

I too am disappointed that magazines aren't iPads. I'm also disappointed that carrots aren't hot dogs, walking isn't sitting, and that Carson Daly is still on television. 

Jerk Baby Refuses To Answer Cat Questions

I would ground her for a month. Answer a simple question jerk! 

Baby Trashes Bar. Cutest Video About An Alcoholic Baby You'll See All Day

We've all been there. Most of my babies were conceived on nights like this. Lonely, sad, drunken, truck stop nights. Actually, this might even be one of mine. I can't keep track.