Entries in babies (8)
Watch these two overweight, bald, baby twins dancing to "It's A Small World." Sure it may seem cute. That's until you realize that every time they stare at each other and smile, it's because they are using telepathy to plot your death. It's a fact, look it up in a baby book.
Watch the plotters here:
Reality tv stars, and an awesome dressers the Duggar family are expecting their 20 child the news said today.
And here is a more recent picture of the family:
I don't really care if they have a million children. They are not in debt, they don't receive or ask for government handouts. And they clearly are not using up the worlds supply of conditioner. So if Mr. Duggar wants to turn Mrs. Duggar's vagina into a clown car, then good for them.
adorable dishonerable baby escape it's baby jail. I hate when babies do this. I have like 20 of these in my basement constantly trying to pull this crap on me. But what can I do? Sedatives aren't free you know.
I'm staring to think that crib isn't very safe. The manufacturer should electrify it so the babies don't try to escape and hurt themselves. I really should be making baby products.
I know what you are thinking, "what a stupid baby, somebody should pepper spray it." Well, I think that's terrible of you, it's just a baby. What is wrong with you? Why would your mind even go there?
I too am disappointed that magazines aren't iPads. I'm also disappointed that carrots aren't hot dogs, walking isn't sitting, and that Carson Daly is still on television.