Tue, February 21, 2012 I have a dog, and sometimes I forget to feed it for a few weeks. So, I should really get a bird to solve my problem. But then what if I forget to feed the bird? Oh, I know, i'll get another dog trained to feed the bird. It's flawless logic.
Tue, February 21, 2012 Look at these adorable little jerks. A dog and three non dogs just hanging out, being all dry and stuff.
Ever hear of a little molecule that contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms? Maybe you should have studied harder in school you delinquents! Look at them now:
Wed, February 15, 2012 It's ... it's ... adorable! I want like a thousand of these. I want to train them to crawl under my shoes and walk real fast so it looks like i'm sliding using magic. This is my only life goal.
According to the liberal media these little lizards have just been discovered on the island of Madagascar. A place I don't believe is real because I had a public education.
They are so tiny you probably just inhaled like million of them and didn't even know it. They look like less scaly Snookis.
Hey scientist, ever hear of a french manicure. Jeez.
Look at this little fella! He's adorable. ...
Mon, January 30, 2012 If this cat and this lizard can look beyond their differences then why can't mankind? Oh wait, I remember.
Because half of all people are total pricks. So, never mind.
But still, look at this adorableness:
Fri, January 27, 2012 I hate/love these videos. I can't not watch them. Then I have to go wake up my dog and pet her until the fur starts falling out.
I get pretty emotional watching these videos. After this one, I nearly started having a period.
Mon, December 12, 2011 "I have everything in the world now."
I love that so much. I really do. It almost breaks my heart to remind her of what she doesn't have.
- a home
- driveable car
- husband
- youth
But yeah, the cat's nice too.
Tue, December 6, 2011 Michael Noll from the MN Institute went to the zoo. He saw monkeys. He saw monkeys eating POOP.
Behold the epic presentation of "Monkey Poop Movie" by Michael Noll © 2011
