Entries in art (5)
Because people out there want me to have constant nightmares and all the worlds problems have been solved, someone finally had the courage (and fake mustache hair) to make this thing:
This made me think. But thinking made me sleepy. So I took a little nap. But then when I woke I up I remembred some of my favorite quotes by Confucious that he totally didn't say.
Confucious say: Itchy bottom when you sleep, smelly finger when you wake.
Confucious say: A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
Confucious say: Man who drop watch in toilet, going to have crappy time.
Confucious say: Man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.
Confucious say: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
He sure was wise. But also, started World War 2. Look at this creep:
Like most people, I hate art. And I hate Russia. And I hate streets. But for some reason I actually like this street art by Russian artists, Pavel Puhov.
Artist Ron English recently went to a Venice, CA Ralph's and replaced many of the cereal boxes with his own versions.
I know he's trying to make a point about how cereals aimed at kids have too much sugar, but actually he just made kids want them more. Kids eat gross things because they are gross. Gross is fun. I saw a kid once blow snot onto a plate and eat it with the same spoon he used to finish his yogurt. Sugar Frosted Fat would fly off the shelves, and Sugar Diabetic Bear looks adorable.
Apparently he has no problem with Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Apple Cinnamon Cheerios.
I don't know about all this. I don't think kids have too much sugar in their diets: