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Wednesday
Jun272012

Why I Hate The New McDonald's Commercial 

 

Normally when a commercial comes on tv, I quickly change the channel. I don't need to be bombarded with ads telling me what to buy and what to do! I just want to watch my program and enjoy a delicious Arby's beef 'n cheddar sandwich. But the other day when the commercials began, I couldn't find my well made Samsung remote control and was forced to watch one of the most annoying commercials ever. Even drinking an ice cold Pepsi didn't help with my aggravation. 

The commercial is for McDonald's oatmeal. Watch this b.s.:

First of all, mind your own freakin business old lady! If this happened in real life there would be punches thrown. 

Second of all, why are you sitting so close! I've never been in a fast food restaurant that was so full of people that strangers had to sit that close to each other. Lies!

Third of all, is it really that shocking that people put things in oatmeal? It's only been happening for like 15 years you old idiot. Learn about oatmeal and stop bothering young people! 

"What's all that la de da?" It's robots. No, it's fruit! You've seen fruit before, you ass!

America ... this commercial is everything wrong with all of us.  

Burger King is better.  

Sunday
Jun242012

Picture Of The Day

 

Thursday
Mar012012

"Call Me Rock God" 

You know that annoying commercial for the iPhone, the one where the annoying teenager asks "Siri" to call him rockgod? Yeah, i hate that commercial. I also hate Siri. It's literally easier to just call call my Grandmother and ask her things. It takes just as long, I'll get the wrong answer, and she's cold and souless.

Here is a much better version of the commercial: 

Thursday
Feb232012

Levi Ad Claims "Hotness Comes In All Shapes And Sizes"

 

Levi's jeans (the company that still stubbornly refuses to make jeans for my dog) has caused a controversy on the internet this week after people realized this ad: 

... is kind of crazy. Below the ad the copy reads: "At Levi's, we believe that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes." By the looks of the picture they mean anywhere from a size 1 to a size 4. You know, from normal girls to fatties. 

This doesn't really affect me, since I still wear Bugle Boy Jeans. After being asked for a comment, Levi's said "How do you even still find Bugle Boy Jeans?" They also commented on the ad, and said "By no means is the advertising representative of all women's body types across the globe." 

I agree. These are the ladies who should be in the ad. Beauty really does come in all shapes and sizes:



 

Thursday
Feb092012

The Coolest Advertising You'll See All Hour

This post is brought to you by me. I'd like to thank me for sponsoring myself, despite the recent sexist comments I publicly made about myself. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday
Feb052012

Got (I Hope That's) Milk? 

It's that time again, time for America's annual unofficial sports holiday. The straight man's Oscars, the Super Bowl. With a classic matchup, a 5 hour pregame, and a 17 hour halftime show by 75 year old filmmaker, Madonna, this promises to be an amazing day in sports and entertainment. 

One of the things that people lose control of their bowels over, are all the expensive brand new commercials. Every year people rate the tv ads. Well this year one of the print ads is getting a lot of attention. 

This kind of makes me not want to drink milk. However, I just saw Justin Bieber, Andy Dick, and Chris Brown stocking up on 2 percent.

Oh come on. See what that ad is really saying after the jump:

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