Thu, March 1, 2012 You know that annoying commercial for the iPhone, the one where the annoying teenager asks "Siri" to call him rockgod? Yeah, i hate that commercial. I also hate Siri. It's literally easier to just call call my Grandmother and ask her things. It takes just as long, I'll get the wrong answer, and she's cold and souless.
Here is a much better version of the commercial:
Thu, February 23, 2012
Levi's jeans (the company that still stubbornly refuses to make jeans for my dog) has caused a controversy on the internet this week after people realized this ad:
... is kind of crazy. Below the ad the copy reads: "At Levi's, we believe that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes." By the looks of the picture they mean anywhere from a size 1 to a size 4. You know, from normal girls to fatties.
This doesn't really affect me, since I still wear Bugle Boy Jeans. After being asked for a comment, Levi's said "How do you even still find Bugle Boy Jeans?" They also commented on the ad, and said "By no means is the advertising representative of all women's body types across the globe."
I agree. These are the ladies who should be in the ad. Beauty really does come in all shapes and sizes:
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Thu, February 9, 2012 This post is brought to you by me. I'd like to thank me for sponsoring myself, despite the recent sexist comments I publicly made about myself.
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Sun, February 5, 2012 It's that time again, time for America's annual unofficial sports holiday. The straight man's Oscars, the Super Bowl. With a classic matchup, a 5 hour pregame, and a 17 hour halftime show by 75 year old filmmaker, Madonna, this promises to be an amazing day in sports and entertainment.
One of the things that people lose control of their bowels over, are all the expensive brand new commercials. Every year people rate the tv ads. Well this year one of the print ads is getting a lot of attention.
This kind of makes me not want to drink milk. However, I just saw Justin Bieber, Andy Dick, and Chris Brown stocking up on 2 percent.
Oh come on. See what that ad is really saying after the jump:
