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Picture Of The Day

2012-02-24T00:09:21Z

You'll Stop Petting Me When I've Had Enough

2012-02-24T00:03:13Z

Sometimes when I'm secretly filming up ladies dresses, I catch the cutest things.

My cat does something similar when it wants to be pet. It sits on my neck and breathes Fancy Feast breath in my face. Stupid cat. When my dog wants to be pet, it just stays awesome.

Kid Takes On The World

2012-02-23T23:54:03Z

Welcome to Earth.

Levi Ad Claims "Hotness Comes In All Shapes And Sizes"

2012-02-23T22:35:45Z

Levi's jeans (the company that still stubbornly refuses to make jeans for my dog) has caused a controversy on the internet this week after people realized this ad:

... is kind of crazy. Below the ad the copy reads: "At Levi's, we believe that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes." By the looks of the picture they mean anywhere from a size 1 to a size 4. You know, from normal girls to fatties.

This doesn't really affect me, since I still wear Bugle Boy Jeans. After being asked for a comment, Levi's said "How do you even still find Bugle Boy Jeans?" They also commented on the ad, and said "By no means is the advertising representative of all women's body types across the globe."

I agree. These are the ladies who should be in the ad. Beauty really does come in all shapes and sizes:

First Look At The New 50 Cent Stamps

2012-02-22T00:43:35Z

The people who tell me things on the tv said that they U.S. Postal service is losing so much money that they will soon stop Saturday mail delivery and begin selling 50 cent stamps. A lot of people have gotten mad about this. I don't know what the big deal is.

Completely real stamps made by Sarah Cheeks.

Picture Of The Day

2012-02-22T00:37:22Z

Watch This Bird Feed This Dog Spaghetti

2012-02-22T00:04:05Z

I have a dog, and sometimes I forget to feed it for a few weeks. So, I should really get a bird to solve my problem. But then what if I forget to feed the bird? Oh, I know, i'll get another dog trained to feed the bird. It's flawless logic.

Hey Adorable Animals, Look Stupid When Wet Much?

2012-02-21T22:12:05Z

Look at these adorable little jerks. A dog and three non dogs just hanging out, being all dry and stuff.

Ever hear of a little molecule that contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms? Maybe you should have studied harder in school you delinquents! Look at them now:

Look At This Tiny Lizard That Is Going To Crawl Into Your Ear And Pee In Your Brain

2012-02-15T19:44:06Z

It's ... it's ... adorable! I want like a thousand of these. I want to train them to crawl under my shoes and walk real fast so it looks like i'm sliding using magic. This is my only life goal.

According to the liberal media these little lizards have just been discovered on the island of Madagascar. A place I don't believe is real because I had a public education.

They are so tiny you probably just inhaled like million of them and didn't even know it. They look like less scaly Snookis.

Hey scientist, ever hear of a french manicure. Jeez.

Look at this little fella! He's adorable. ...

Picture Of The Day

2012-02-15T19:33:08Z