I'm kinda not happy about Nora Ephron dying. I liked all her sappy movies. I liked them a lot. I'm not afraid to admit it. They were really good. I would watch "When Harry Met Sally" over and over again when I was young. I'd pretend it was the story of me and my imaginary girlfriend. And then I used hand lotion.
I also really love "You've Got Mail." Before Meg Ryan fugged up her face, she had it going on and that movie was great.
If you haven't seen them, go watch her movies and have your period. I have and I did.
Judging by this video, North Korea looks awesome! I mean sure they starve their people to death and force them to live a nightmare existence, completely shut off from the rest of the world, but c'mon, nobody's perfect. I'm sick of people always knocking North Korea. If you don't have something nice to say, than just zip it. Everyone is such a critic.
I mean sure they might have one of the worst standards of living in the world and sure they live in constant fear of upsetting an insane, paranoid, militaristic dictatorship that will kill them for even the most subtle perceived slight, but on the plus side ... they sure know how to party!
Look how much fun! I wanna go!
Not everyone can afford one of those fancy Hoverounds, and using your arms to make your wheelchair go forward is soooo two thousand and late. This is America and we invent things here.
Watch this genius inventor show off her device:
I'm not big on vegetables. I don't understand why they even exist. If God meant for us to eat vegetables then he would have made them out of meat. You don't eat trees do you? And they are just big vegetables made of wood. Don't argue, my logic is flawless.
Another reason I don't eat vegetables is because they are nasty. Like "nasty" in a very inappropriate way. Vegetables are degenerates.
Here are some examples of vegetables gone wild: