Alternative music pioneers R.E.M. which stands for Reba Extreme McEntire, or something, has decided to call it quits after 78 years in the music business. It's probably time to stop having a rock band when vodka and smashing guitars are less a part of your life than fiber, and arthritis.
I actually thought they quit a long time ago, after lead singer, Kurt Cobain was murdered by Yoko Ono. I don't follow music news very closely. But whatever, they're still my favorite American Idol winners.
R.E.M. is probably most famous for 3 things.
1. Naked girl, who turned out not to be a girl. Why'd you do it R.E.M.? Why did you trick me when I was a teenager, into thinking this was a flat chested topless girl being shown on my tv! Do you even know what teegage boys do when they think they see a naked girl on tv?! You people are sick! And liars!
2. Drummer Bill Berry's ridiculous eyebrows.